NOT YETTI (freEbook)

Not Yetti Christo Warner's

#NotYetti

100 pieces of poetry and art.

“Not Yetti” the poem is about a cave man discovered and about to face modernism. Many pieces in this eclectic ensemble loosely engage these primary themes. Others are abstract, true stories or fiction, romances, parodies or digs at the day, to define at one’s detriment.

Not Yetti. Snoarers Got Eaten. To Not The Barber. Dip It In The Ocean. Beachside Township. Milk Is From A Mammal. Don’t Freeze Sperm. El SMUDGO. Reallocation Of Oxygen. You Don’t Have To Pay For Toilets In The Country. Howl When You’re Happy. Put Ginger In Your Ginger Beer. Garden Variety Hippy. Moustache On The Mountain. Dark Sheep. The Helpless Hopelessness. Vampires, Just High Class Canibals. Preserve The Old Ways. Don’t Eat Your Boogers In The City. In The Garden. Sexy River Man. Patiently Cometh. Insane Concoction. Monsanto’s Toes. Dog Hardy Frisbee. Moth Bitten Mittens. She Is Standing Between The Wolf And The Goat. Where Is Home Now. Fixing Norm’s Face. Shake ‘Cause You Can’t Break. Revivery. Without The Rubbish Picker Uppers. Icy Massagee. Men And Women With Machetes. Henry Sells Eggs. Vegans Are Evil. Moving Parts. Tales Of Tree Worship. Sales Man. Our News Reader. Rockable Falls. Fruit Juice Rain Check. Shadow Of The Moon. Space Port Sport. Dieing Pharoah. The Squelchy Foot Shickane. Steadfast. Market For Broken Marble Statues. System Says. Jemima & Jeranimo. Redundant Bucket. Zonar Has Come. No Lip Lock. No Bull Shit. Enter Dash Run. Mermaids Do All The Cleaning. Simple Words For Simple Simon. Gems For Freckles. Ready To Be Equal. A very gay day.

All original hand written prose.

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Works here are for public enjoyment but not commercial use.

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