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ButterCup and Carrotcakes (Car Art)
Process of inspiration
TheFieldCreative (Nonprofit)
Projects Created
TheFieldCreative Club Creation
Creative Expo
Original Music Festival
Monday Night Jam Sessions
FreeLove Farm
Open Morning Moving
MASSdebating MiniDocos
MASSdebating Forums
Jams In The Parks
1WORDS For The FUTURE (Doco)
Website Creation
Jumping Goat Fish (freEbook)
Art & Pix of the Jumping Goat Fish
Jumping Goat Fish
Dehydrated Orange Flakes
Hoarders Metropolis
Loins Of A Lion
Post Industrial Vegetation
Don’t Personify The Sand Bag
Mars Is My Neighbour
Frisbee Dependance
A Painting Of Her Nipple
Peace Of A Ninja
Perfectly Plausable
Pet Get Times Ten
I was walking along the shoreline
Last Of It’s Kind
Exit Digital
The Pirates Half-Brother
Receive Me
Meaningful Work
Dazzling Display
Decomposure
Could
F Double O L Or F U Double L
Why They Sold N.A.S.A.
Stardust In The Sand
Stroll Of The Ibis
The Debt Collectors Wife
Scar Fish
Dashing And Dainty
Ex
The giant in the zoo
All He Would See Was His Fool
Cinnamon Helps
Put Me In A Sound Proof Room
Comedy Anne
The Green Woman And Her Man
So Soar
Gumby
Rock
And the bird sings out
Burning Of Books & The Burning Of Witches
Stand and Sit
Primal Parsnip
Fart In The Boat
The Tale Of Wet T-Tops
Pelican Feather
Stack
Hey Chief
I Dream Of Memories
Busk
Everlasting Crest
The Nuclear Holy War
In my dream I heard a boy say
When Will We Kiss
Dear Frog
Raise An Independent
Still Life
Sea Sided City
Jolly Swag Woman
Oil and Salt
Apples Everyway
Permit to Pee or Just for Free
Start Craft
Once I Shot My Favourite Bird
Not Too Hot
Mary Made Her Lamb Fat
The Human Right To Be Naked
Poems To Pooh To
Catching Mechanical Fish
Mangoes O’ Mullumbimby
Two Thousand Heavies
Coke Is A Corporate
Economics Is A Religion
Labradorable
Green Bacon Salad
Sway Away Star Tree
Doing To Be Done
Victim Of The Pickeled Lime
Broken Button
Sick!
Gee Wizardry
Duck Doesn´t Taste Like Chicken
Viking On A Bike
Multitasking Toast Burner
Peter Price
Gazing through eachother blissfully
Yes I Smell
Center Of Detention
Build A Free City
If She Had A Shovel
Where Does All This Rain Come From
Painting Of A Panting Dog
How Many Jandals
This Is The Risk That Risk Takers Take
Intrakissity
Branch Of Aspiring Public
She came back to say goodbye
Random Tomato
Zygote
The Temporary Joy Of Scratching
Not Yetti (freEbook)
Art & Pix of Not Yetti
Not Yetti
Snoarers Got Eaten
To Not The Barber
Dip It In The Ocean
Beachside Township
Milk Is From A Mammal
Don’t Freeze Sperm
El SMUDGO
Reallocation Of Oxygen
You Don’t Have To Pay For Toilets In The Country
Howl When You’re Happy
Put Ginger In Your Ginger Beer
Garden Variety Hippy
Moustache On The Mountain
Dark Sheep
The Helpless Hopelessness
Don’t Eat Your Boogers In The City
In The Garden
Sexy River Man
Patiently Cometh
Insane Concoction
Monsanto’s Toes
Dog Hardy Frisbee
Moth Bitten Mittens
She Is Standing Between The Wolf And The Goat
Where Is Home Now
Revivery
Icy Massagee
Men And Women With Machetes
Henry Sells Eggs
Vegans Are Evil
Moving Parts
Tales Of Tree Worship
Sales Man
Our News Reader
Rockable Falls
Fruit Juice Rain Check
Space Port Sport
Dieing Pharoah
The Squelchy Foot Shickane
Steadfast
Market For Broken Marble Statues
System Says
Jemima & Jeranimo
Redundant Bucket
Zonar Has Come
No Lip Lock
No Bull Shit
Enter Dash Run
Mermaids Do All The Cleaning
Simple Words For Simple Simon
Gems For Freckles
Ready To Be Equal
A very gay day
The Woodpecker’s Daydream (freEbook)
Art & Pix of The Woodpecker’s Daydream
Reflection Of The Wick In The Wax
Nightengale
Living In The Sky
Contact The People You Use To Love
Storm In The Beard
Orange Goose
They Are Pumping Their Chemicals Into Us
Mr Greenstreet
The Ants Will Win
Heavy Set Cloud Fellow
It Can Happen At Any Moment
Seed Saviour
The Welcome Of The Water
Thrash Around Then
A Song For The Street
Can’t Sell The Soul Of The Bay
She Gets Alot Of Attention
Buy Bye Easy Breezy Byron
Walking The Ghost Of A Goat
Captive Beauty
The Mountain Wouldn’t Waiver
Slab Of Tree Meat
Repetition Will Do It
Blueprint for cruise control
Public Imitating Actors
Nintendo 90210
Fighting The Trick Monster
Release The Resistance
Unicorn In The Corner
Rhythmic Universe
Interlude With A Dragonfly
Crush
Feed That Puss Or I Will
Nano Muffin
My Witch Doctor
Steaming Like The Taco Sauce
The Freshest Advocate Of Short Shorts
Christo is dead
It’s The I Don’t Care Hair
Pendulum
Poet Haunt
No Time For Art
What Is He Doing Out There?
When We Sit With Pen and Paper
Book On A Wall
Encore
Don’t Go Coco
Run Dragon
Guacamole
Having To Have A Collar
Nobody Cares, But Nor Do I
Zesty Sollution
MASS Redistribution
Under Story
The Woodpeckers Daydream
The Judgmental Authoritarian (freEbook)
ART & PIX OF The Judgemental Authoritarian
A Nice Place To Die
The Last Faculty Of Personal Choice
Breaking Horses
Cold Hearted Cash Humper
Hey Skin Let’s Partner
Parsley Was Missing
The Passion Pickers
Would You Care To Wash My Hair
Post Industrial Bird Life
Artificially Inseminated
Window To Soho
The Conduct Of Conductors
Charity
Personal Blimps
Run With The Sun
The Judgemental Authoritarian
This Little Piggy Had None
Stop The Train
The First To Say Hello
This Is What They Wore
Fly Ball
Home Made Wings
With Feathers On His Feet
The Language Of Frisbee
Pack Of Dog Cards
Over Mined + Under Valued
Dude Ridge
Backwards And Sideways Council
Genre Defiant
Tooth Brush On Floor
Recognising The Bear
Lilia And Robert
Winter Would Be Warmer With You Here
Distressed Torso
Chocolatte
The Butchers Son
Stripe
Giant Screws
Who Picked The Lucky Dip
Poor Poet
Face Full Of Thorns
Kitty Epiphany
You’re Making My Pants Wet
Many Ants Make Light Work
Gutters, Their Roads And Side Walks
Fat Bat In A Big Fig
Behind The Times
I Was Made To Meet You
Design Us A Duck
Bio Wreck
This Strike Is Lightening
A Golden Holden
A Seven In The Sitting Room
What Makes An Anthem
Rain
Music Will Save Us All
Picking On The Public
A Falling Leaf
Guest List
The Rogues Rebellion
Into The Outer (freEbook)
Art of Into The Outer
Man and Dog
Digital Landscape
Rock Rock Dive Catch & Roll
Fertile Soil
Fishing On The Radio
Five Is Odd
If I Was A River
Large Amounts Of Little Kisses
Involuntary Multiple Lip Quiverage
I look at discovery channel
Folding The Framework
The Feral Faerie
What’s Up Wasabi (COLLAB)
How The Squirrels Make Me Smile
No Little Feat. Of Nature
Normal Is Crazy
Attack On
Multi-Consensus
You Can Tell A Brother
All My Darlings And All My Heroes
Sets Of Initiative
Beauty Beyond Account
Primary Spirit
Stella
Seventy Sixes
Selection Of Pieces
Smile For A Week Straight
Degree Of Decorum
Personal And Professional
Put It Out
Diagnosis
Giving Ways
An-An-Imal
Books A Burning
Did You Want A Caged Bird
Emotional Cow
Involuntary And Unsure Shaking
Re-habituate
Why Men Have More Hair
Cotton Or Not
Naked Frisbee
Sex Oh So Juicy (COLLAB)
BayB
Shlong John Silver
Fascinating
Express Towards Her
Cold Honey
Disatisfaction
If I Am More Help Than Trouble
Second Hand Man
Distance To Darling
Persuasive Technologies
Must Read And Record
Into The Outer
Mass Mask
The Ecclectic Nature Of I
Who’s Nosey Enough To Know
I Am Worthy
Something Simple
Concoctions
Upon Time
Chapter
Under Our Overcoats
Let us open
Sympathighs
Flight Risk Factor Five
Maraude
Butter Fly Feet
Shall I
Angles on Angles
Audio Book
So fold and fold
Very Merry
My Design
Add Venture
Lastain’s Last Night
Quanto Questo
Wanna-be Elf
US in mind
Deffer RENT
We ARE Now
Semi-Constantly Cleaning
Thee Of Fine Intention
Run Free In The Rain
The Sand Here Is Everywhere
Let The Sun Set
Desicrated Temple
Go MASSIVE
Reminents Of Carrot
What With 30 Mil.
Who Is Ready To Love Us
Chicks Of The Morning (freEbook)
ART & PIX OF Chicks Of The Morning
Sniffing The Frangipanni
Unexplored Islands
Poop At Home If You Have One
Dogs On Rooves
Tell A Story
Wombat Scat
Something Called Fire
Rainy Day Action Plan
Many Vs The Mighty Few
Two Socks Left
Ginger
The Out There Mole
Visionary Paradox
The Butchers Son
Passionate Animal
Splatform
Factors Of Fatherhood
Chicks Of The Morning
Tonights Office
It Was
Proffessors Two
To Potter
I Would Want To Be Your Rocket
Travel With Two Frisbees
Threw The Book I Treasure
Throbably
Trap
TY To The Curb
Every Car That Comes
The Lines Of The Body
The Beard Begins To Grey
Sould
Let Me Be Your Heater
Fat As Fuel
Sweet Heat
Lemonade + Sausages
Cows Have Lost Their Culture
Love Me Like I Have Nothing
If My Claws Were Stronger
Pizza Maria
Spellbound
Personal Blimps
Peach Hind
From This Castle
Fitch Pork
Necessity Sux
You Are Jasmine
Glass
The Inventors Intentions
Help Me See
Get That As A Door Mat
Moving Out Of The Womb
A Not So Secret Love For Guava
You Will Have Your Bouncing Shoes
Post Modern Economic Idealism
My Breast And Plumage
The Green Or Blue Ace
Disproportionate
Stretch My Face
Elastic Gives
Gather My Horses (freEbook)
Art + Pix of Gather My Horses
Each First Time
Distant Touch
Did She What
The Impressed Empress
Rolling Sound Proof Container
There Is A Movement In My Mind
Big Fix Might
Go Get Wet
Do Not Rot
Big Biz Mess
Terracotta Dreamtime
Let Them Come
Gonad Nomad
Who Was Fuzzie Wuzzie?
In This Trusty Back Pack
Lost Property
Experimental Choir
Random Sumo Exhibition
Pooh Pooh My Theory
Naked Passenger
If You Could See My To Do List
What Is He Doing Out There?
Playing Tetris In The Diary
Did Dragonflies Inspire Helecopters
Catch And Throw Up
To Give Of A FRIZ
Bending Light
Trapped In Theory
The Mad Scientists
Mint Is Good For Mentality
Beauty Is Not A Competition
Mullet For A Moment
Persuasive Technologies
Pandora Is In The Backstage
The Future Is A Freedom Fighter
Post Industrial Bird Life
King Mc Burger Balls
Stop Producing Polystyrene
Salty Craving
Reptillian Feelings
Now Is Soon
Is A Diamond Still A Square
Expand The Haven
Good News Stories
Pulsing In Public
Kiss On The Spot
Keep Her If You Can
This Pillow Wont Hug Back
Spear Up Spear Down
We Use To Have To Run
The Pirate Is Even A Pisser
Stashed Stuffs
Whanau In A Waka
Water Flowing Through Opportunities
Lightness, even of birds, takes effort
Believe In Yourself Myself
Probably Sheep Dear Fur
Entertaining The Abstract
Clockless Tower
Fake Grass
Just Do Your Research
Punching Captive Fish
Join The Associations
Gather My Horses
Trends Ending
Charitability
Steve The Gardener
Was Pulling Up Citrus
Not Many Wearing Much
We Sweat Together
The Action Is Emotion
My Friends Are In Love
What Makes An Anthem
Cry Or Die
Can I Pay You To Help Me Please
How To Intercept A PLAGUE
I Realised Recently I’m Less Idealist
All My Darlings And All My Heroes
Rubber Bandito
Itchy Dick
Living In A Bubble
Stuck In A Game Of Monopoly
The Price Of Peanuts
Shop Talk
Back To Sea Level
Night Boat Ride
The Dark Son
The Sun Is Done
Agrocado
Theories Of The Weeping Willow
I Would Like To Kiss Her
Hi Nina
Pity The Fish
Trees With Tags On
Having To Have A Collar
Overwhelming Thought Of LAW
Yelling At A Brick
By Donation
Exploratorium
Tipping Point Tech
If Bottle Caps Were Currency
It’s Where The Cowboys Park Their Horses
Help Me Help
Don’t Save Me So Simply
Wheat Grass ‘Shot’
Mount Medicine
No Pillow
I Should Be In That Slum Writing
The Truth Wore A Mask That Was Burnt
Up Close It Looks Fake
Sometimes Smiles Aren’t Contageious
A Bit Of A Growl Saves Biting Later
Hyper Extended Selfie
Paid To Pose
Hermitage
Home Is The Skin We’re In
The Wind Has Personality
Friends With Nature
We Who Walk Now
When I Am Dead
I BLAME PANTS (freEbook)
Art & Pix of I BLAME PANTS
To Do Something Justice
That Smells Pink
I Think I Am A Merman
The Pigeon Is Taking A Break
I Blame Pants
Leave A Little Hair To Play With
Tiger, The Monkey And The Lamb
The Frequency Was Too High
Tales From The Dark Side Of The Frisbee
Test Fate
First Light
All I Could Do Was Love Her
Gully Gush To Golly Gosh
Neckless
We Who Have Sat On This Seat
Don’t Cheap On Your Monuments
Fixture Perfect
Grappling Goat
Herbivors Still Love Carnivors
In These Invisible Rooms
Fruit With Flavour
Emotional Pizza
If All Threw Seeds Not Trash
My Son Is A Sausage Dog
Taking Off My Electric Pants
Can’t Force The Freak
Art To Eat
Sexual Pieces
Softness’ Self
AC & Veg or Non AC & Veg
The Redistribution Of Moisture
I Don’t Believe In Money
Coke And Nike And Such
You Are Messing With Our Vibration
You’re Messing With Our Vibration
Feofe
Love Doesn’t Die
Bee And Me
Thanks To The Hippies
Sounds Of Pleasure
Nude Not Crude
Feetures
Frisbee Hands
Bone Tool
The Baboon’s Bum
This Skin Keeps Renewing
Sharing Food
Polly Needs A Cracker
Milking The Maker
Milking The Maker 2
Redundant Potential
Another Dark Age
Drink Crystal
Digging In The Pitts Of Despair
I Don’t Know How To Ask For Help
Probably Pocket
Running Water
Shoreline Of Skeletons
My Dear Domino
Rock Fort
Castle Of The Ants
Boppers
Advertising To Children Is An Ethical Jukebox
The Bath It Draws Me
The Rhyming Cup
The Most Beautiful Words I Ever Met
Hug A Tree Then Hug Me
My Museum
Some Such Flight
Blue And Green
A Gannet
The Truth About Humans
tit
Just Gently
Why Did I Not Kiss You
I Want To Grip You
Funky Pie
Oi!
Status Friction
Moment Of Truth
Be Ready
Performance Vids
MASSdebating MiniDocos
Do JELLYFISH Have CONSCIOUSNESS?
what is SUCCESS?
What is SANE and INSANE?
who is in CONTROL?
does DEATH really exist?
OVERPOPULATION- is there an issue?
what does NATURE mean to you?
what is SEXUALITY?
what is EDUCATION?
WhatDoes ALTERNATIVE CAPITAL MeanToYou?
What is ACTIVISM?
Whats OUT THERE?
Do You Have ECONOMIC DEPRESSION?
How Can We SAVE THE WORLD?
What does CHRISTMAS mean to you?
What is IDENTITY?
What is a SWEETHEART?
What is COOL & UNCOOL?
IfYouWereBillGates..WhatWouldYouDo?
What is SUSTAINABILITY?
WhatDoYouLoveMostAboutLife?
WhatYou Do&Dont Believe?
What is AUSTRALIA?
How Is EVERYTHING?
does OWNERSHIP really exist?
describe BEING A BABY?
What ANIMAL would you be?
How do you feel about MASSdebating?
Should NZ Legalise WHALING?
SPANKING SPITEFUL (Experimental Audio 2006)
EATTHIS (Experimental Audio 2006)
aNTeATINGtOAD (Experimental Audio 2006)
Typed poetry
Poetry Plus
Performing Pix
Mural @ Tirana Backpacker’s Hostel, Albania.
Process Of Inventory
What Washes UP (social/music experiment)
WWUp Stage1:Solo @ BSG
WWUp Stage2&3:Jam @ In.cube8r
WWUp Stage4:JamExhibit @ BSG
Viking On A Bike (WITh DeLTA JIM)
1. Viking On A Bike
3. Post-Industrial Vegetation
4. Mary Made Her Lamb Fat
6. Put Ginger In Your Ginger Beer
8. Poison In The Well & Insane Concoction
11. The Pirates Half-Brother
20. Loins Of A Lion
Performance Factors
3 years of completed pieces..
Undone Poetry Titles
Art
freEbooks concept
STOP 5G Jam SESSION
Quote Clusters Of The Dead..
C.S.G. in Gotham and Oz
A FEW Home made jokes..
Evolving as a performance poet
Selling Original Art
This Position. Artwork for 1 Mil
Arc Warner (my Son)
Mangoes O’ Mullumbimby
STACK
Fat Bat In A Big Fig
Sculptures by Arc Warner
Arc’s Toilet Words
PocketMoney (BabyBand)
Frisbee Coach (in training)
Frisbee
About
Gigs History
Work History
Education
What’s Next?
TOILET Wall Paper
Wallpaper for kids rooms!
Traveling Festival AND SCHOOL (ON ICE DUE COVID Shenannigans)
Exhibition with Arc
Likely Apocalypse / Likely Solution (Future freebook concept)
Perspective vs. Polay
PLANET Y
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